The Curio

If William Shatner can auction off his kidney stone, why shouldn’t you make pendants from your kids teeth?

Human teeth jewelry:

“So your child has finally reached the age when he or she is starting to lose some teeth. Soon the Tooth Fairy will be on her way to take that tooth off into magic land, where she apparently can exchange it for cash. Great!”

[I notice that 'jewelry' is one of those US English/British English differences. So I now include both versions. ]