The Curio

Think your day’s going badly? Spare a thought for this guy.

Those WERE the Droids I was looking for…

Tags: starwars, droid, scifi

I didn’t think it was possible to make such an easy think look so difficult. Next time, I think he should take the stairs.

I challenge you not to laugh at this gentleman’s misfortune.

You know you want to see it… what are you waiting for?

Genius. Why haven’t I seen this guy before?

Well, you know what they say. A fool and his Monet are soon parted.

Sorry. Couldn’t resist.

Van Gogh, Monet art goes in $163M heist | SUPERNATURAL NEWS:

“Swiss police were scrambling Monday in search of three masked men who stole four Impressionist paintings worth about $163 million (180 million Swiss francs) Sunday in a heist police characterized as “spectacular.”

If you’re a fan of Troma movies (who isn’t?), then you’ll probably love Poultrygeist. Find out more about the movie here, or enjoy the preview below. Probably NSFW. Your call.

There sure are some beauties in this collection. Like this for example:

The guy on the right looks very much like he could have inspired Vic Reeves & Bob Mortimer’s folk duo “Mulligan & O’Hare”. Judge for yourselves:

The beauty of the English language. Innocent enough in the US. Completely different meaning in the UK.

Please, stop sniggering at the back.

Jingle-bang! Santa’s chopper shot up over slum:

“Drug traffickers in a Rio slum opened fire on a helicopter carrying a Santa to a children’s party, apparently mistaking it for a police helicopter, police said Tuesday.”

Hey, there’s a packet of mayo in my burger! No… wait a minute….

Digg - Burger Kings’s Condom Whopper Lands New Lawsuit:

“Van Miguel Hartless alleges he bit into the burger and found the unwrapped contraceptive under a piece of lettuce.”

fkn idyt

Man texting while driving hits train

“EUGENE, Ore. — When Robert Gillespie looked up from his text message, he saw a freight train. EOM. (”End of message,” that is, for non-texters.) Eugene police say Gillespie’s car crashed into the side of the Union Pacific freight train about 2 a.m. Tuesday.”