Virgin Mary On Grape

9 09 2008

More Mary simulacra sensation.

Virgin Mary On Grape - Amazing Optical Illusions

“I thought this stuff just happened to Catholics?” she said. “Mom and I had a laugh about it at first, seeing as how we’re Baptists and all and we generally don’t expect to see holy people popping up in our foodstuffs.”


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The Best Scotch… is Japanese

28 04 2008

It had to happen eventually…

Ochone! Japanese whisky is voted the best in world - Times Online:

“Now Japanese whisky has finally scotched all criticism by being voted the best in the world, ahead of its Highland rivals.”



Man dies in cake-eating contest

24 02 2008

I’ve always thought that eating competitions really can’t be good for you.

BBC NEWS | Wales | Man dies in cake-eating contest:

“The man, thought to be from Birmingham, collapsed at a Swansea nightclub during the event at the end of a party to raise funds for an art exhibition.”



Parasitic worm slimming aids considered harmful

21 02 2008

Eat less and exercise more, fatso. That’s all there is to it.

Parasitic worm slimming aids considered harmful | Metro.co.uk:

“In health advice that you’d really hope nobody would actually need, Hong Kong health officials have warned slimmers that consuming parasitic worms is not a recommended way to lose weight”