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Garmin Noob Runs 23 Miles at 56 mph #fail

So I get myself a nice shiny new Garmin Forerunner 405, succumbing finally to Twitter peer pressure (you know who you are, people). It arrived at the office yesterday, so I resisted the urge to play around with it until I got home later that evening.

I read the quick start guide, charged it all up, installed the ANT drivers for the USB stick. So far, everything looking good. I planned an early start this morning for a 10k test run using my new toy.

Picture the scene. I get up this morning. It's dark, cold with slushy ice and snow covering the whole area. I opt for screw-shoes and a cross country route. I stand outside in the bleak, wet darkness. I select "training" and await GPS signal acquisition. Done. Now, press the "start" button. Perfect. And I'm off!

It's all going well, apart from the ground which is very muddy and waterlogged. A few inches deep in freezing cold water in places. But I don't care - I have my new GPS tracking my every move!  I glance down to check my progress. Bad idea, as I've run out of contact lenses and it's still dark anyway. I know!  the backlight!  Problem solved. Well, actually, problem worsened as I manage to press the bezel incorrectly, activating a different menu. Gloves aren't helping either. I'll back up. No, I won't. Wrong button. What bloody menu is this now?

All of this is happening as I'm blundering along in the dark, splashing through mud and slush. Finally, I resolve to stop trying to get the right screen to display and concentrate on finishing the course.

Finally, I arrive back home where I hit the "stop" button. I seem to recall that's what the instructions said. No time to worry about it now. Quick shower, in the car and off to Costco to pick up new contact lenses before arriving at the office, fresh for the day. I can't wait to see my progress when the 405 links up with my laptop.

I arrive at Costco for 9:00am, forgetting that they don't open until 12:00. Right, off to work then.

I settle down at my desk, eager to see the results of this morning's run. It's not auto syncing though. It's supposed to, I thought. What the hell?

Then, I notice the problem. The timer is still running. In my earlier confusion, I think I'd locked the bezel so the "stop" didn't work. I stop the timer. It automatically uploads as designed. The picture tells the harrowing story of my utter incompetence. You can see my run around the Flash, then my car journey to Costco at Haydock and then my journey South, eventually reaching the office.

At one point on my "run", I got up to 56mph.

The lessons my friends.
  1. Learn to use new equipment before you need it, not at the point you need it.
  2. Lock the bezel before you set off as wet clothing activates menus at random. Really. Lock the bezel.

Other than that, everything went pretty smoothly.

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Posted February 4, 2010
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Running shoe obsession and lifecycle

Shoe obsession is a complex thing, covering many areas of the human condition that I don't dare to cover on this blog. I must admit however, to having a vague obsession with running shoes. If you're a runner I think you'll empathise with me here. There is no piece of kit more important to a runner than shoes - the right ones enable  you to participate in your sport to your absolute maximum, and the wrong ones can leave you nursing injuries that will keep you off the road for weeks.

My shoes have a lifecycle, which goes something like this:

  1. Buy new shoes, use them exclusively for running
  2. When worn out (say around three hundred miles, depending on course conditions) use as casual wear
  3. Once appearance has degraded further, use as gardening or other work shoes
  4. Throw them away
Wait. I lied about the last point. I don't throw them away. They just go in to the garage, to my own personal running shoe graveyard. Furthermore, once a pair has found its way to the graveyard, I buy another pair to feed in to the new cycle.

The result is that I tend to have at least six pairs of running shoes floating round the house, when really, I only need two at the absolute maximum. One road, one off-road. Well, I say absolute. Those and a spare pair of road shoes too, just in case. And an extra pair of old off-roaders for screw shoe conversion in the winter. Maybe three off-road pairs as I do the odd bit of running on rocky trails too. Actually, make that four. Some of those trails are pretty wet and grassy, and that's a whole different tread pattern.

You know what? It looks like I don't have enough shoes. Damn. I knew it.

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Posted January 19, 2010
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Shoe Hacking: Running in Ice & Snow

I've been whining about the poor running conditions here in the UK for some time now, to the point that even I'm sick of hearing it. Actually, it turns out that I'm not the only one in the World who finds it difficult to run in snow and ice conditions. Who'd have thought it?

Anyway, armed with a few well-aimed Googles, I found this article about customising old running shoes for slippery conditions by screwing in hex-headed screws in to the soles. Brilliant!  Why didn't I think of this?  I immediately set about finding similar hardware to make my own "screw shoes".

My first problem was that I couldn't find similar hex headed screws as the ones recommended in the article. So I've made do with the pan-headed ones in the first picture below. I reckoned that 1/2 inch No. 8 screws would be best overall. The pack cost me about £2.50.

Next I needed a pair on donor shoes. For me, this was an easy choice. My old Inov-8 Flyroc 310's were perfect (pictures 2 & 3) Trail shoes, with many miles on them. If you're in the market for off-road shoes, you could do worse than check out Inov-8 products. Serious kit.

Then the task of screwing in the screws. My initial choices for locations you can see in picture 4, but a quick test run once the other shoe was complete led me to discover that placing the screws in the middle of the heel or ball of the foot areas is not a good idea. You can feel the screw quite a bit, and I felt that after an hour or so this would actually become quite painful.

I finally settled upon the layout as shown in the final picture.  But would they work?

It turns out that I would get my chance to find out this very morning, when my part of NW England was covered with 4-6 inches of fresh snow over ice. Perfect. 10k trail run around my beloved Pennington Flash.

The results were quite encouraging. On deep fresh snow, it wasn't really possible to notice any effect, but on compacted snow and ice, the difference was considerable. Maybe not as good as the hex-headed screws which probably bite in to the ice more effectively than the pan-headed ones, but they certainly made the difference between being able to run, or having to mope around the house, swearing at the weather and annoying the rest of the family. 

I also learned that running through deep snow is actually pretty tough. The foot never quite manages to flatten the snow, meaning that you're effectively running with your foot pointing slightly upwards after each foot strike, placing a strain on the back on the lower leg. But that's another story.


         
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Posted January 5, 2010
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Cheap ways to avoid nipple abrasion

Simple. Do 100 push-ups a day and have a torso like a Greek sculpture, like myself. Until then though, I offer you the following humble advice.

I've been running regularly for the last couple of years now, and one of the things you learn quite quickly is that the fitter you get, the longer you can run for. The longer you run for, the more chafing and abrasion you suffer - sometimes in places that you'd rather not discuss in polite company. Two of those places are your nipples.

I think this is a problem suffered largely by men, as women already tend to have underwear and support solutions that prevent this kind of thing happening. At least that's my perception (like I say, it's not really a subject you tend to bring up in polite company).

Now, I could show you some pictures of my own injuries, but I don't really think you'll want to see them. They're really not pretty. Also, I find that if I mention the problem to friends, they think it's hilarious. That's the funny thing; bleeding nipples are absolutely, positively, not funny. Not to the sufferer, anyway. And yet, to the onlooker, it's rather like those home-video football-in-the-groin scenes where everybody but the guy lying on the floor in agony is laughing their heads off.

But I digress.

Let's get straight to the point. The best product that I've used to avoid abrasion is NipGuards. They're little circular sticky pads with a hollow centre that completely covers the nipple without touching it. They're backed with surgical tape, so they stay in place too. Problem is, they're expensive. I thought therefore that I'd try and find an alternative and cheap solution to an annoying and painful problem. Here's what I've found.

4th place

Petroleum jelly, a.k.a Vaseline. Pros: cheap, you can blodge it on the area and it's sweat resistant. Cons: can stain your clothing, and you really need to pile it on for it to be effective.

3rd place

Close call for 2nd place this one. Bodyglide anti-chafe. Pros: can use in multiple areas, apply like a deodorant stick, no stain, long lasting pack. Cons: tends to erode during longer runs (say about 60 mins+), a bit pricey initially

2nd place

Kids waterproof plasters, larger sizes. Pros: super cheap, pennies per box of 10 or 20. Cons: don't always stay on (but you can always use more than one at a time)

1st place

The overall winner for me are supermarket own-brand blister plasters. See picture below. These beauties are easy to apply, they stay on for the duration of the run, and although they're more expensive than standard sticking plasters, they're more reliable. The only con is that when removing them after your run, you'll also end up doing a little localised chest waxing too. I suggest soaking in the shower for a while before ripping them off. Unless you enjoy pain.

If anyone else has any product tips, I'd love to hear about them.

     
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Posted December 23, 2009
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